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Enlightenment For Nitwits
Book Review
By David Gregg
Since I'm only a nincompoop and have
yet to evolve to the lofty status of nitwit, I was worried that Shepherd
Hoodwin's hilarious book of new age humor, Enlightenment For
Nitwits, wouldn't offer the special enlightenment that I truly
needed.
But I even laughed my ASTRAL ASS off when I
read it!
People who say "nucular" rather than nuclear will enjoy the George Bush
references, as well as the pithy one-liners that are as smooth as a vitamin-E
suppository and never smell like lingering farts in a crowded elevator. In other
words, there's great fiber here for any humor diet -- even Breatharians will
love it.
An unexpected perk after reading this book
was discovering that if I pumped my fists into the air and shouted "VROOM!," I
got an instant connection to the afterlife, where dead relatives that I had
avoided in real-life could finally track me down. But I side-stepped that
awkward encounter by regifting them a copy of this book. Brilliant! Like a moldy
fruitcake, this book just keeps on giving.
Enlightenment For Nitwits is also the
perfect antidote for those morbidly serious lightworkers out there (AND YOU KNOW
WHO YOU ARE) that power their own enlightenment by stealing the batteries out of
their neighbor's vibrators. This book will hopefully help those tortured souls,
and maybe torture a few of them, too.
And on a practical, multi-purpose note (if you buy the printed version, that is)
this book KILLS BUGS ON CONTACT! ;-)
Buy this Book
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